i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen
you snorted a mint?
thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck
that’s where you’re wrong
you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents
thomas the spank engine
i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate
gonna paint some tiddies
because apparently
this is more offensive
than nazis

Spooky but cozy🎃
by Lauralee
You are all being blessed with a super blep

this is a strip club in vancouver.
to clarify, David Duchovny is banned from the No. 5 Orange strip club for comments he made in the late 90s about Vancouver’s crappy weather, not for behavior that normally gets one banned from a strip club.
This is even better with context