A Bunch Of Bullshit

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

gayblowjob:

Vanessa Hudgens for Paper Magazine, March 2013.

still-alivebutbarely-breathin:

Gaahhhh

osmodius:

Daaayum

badmamaskarma:

Dali by Philippe Halsman

ladyfuzz:

girlveins:

malformalady:

Mutant strawberry

i’m so uncomfortable 

it’s really cute look all the little seeds in it have sprouted awu